An Ode to IPC

Oh hidden delegates whispers in the wind leaving in science and entering with eggshell feet   A voice left unheard except for articles and the clacking of keys With occasional little laughs directed towards blunders   Editing and fact checking … Read More

UNSC Counters Maoist Insurgencies with Cocaine

The United Nations Security Council held an urgent meeting in response to the violent Maoist insurgencies that erupted across the globe. Maoist militias have formed and militarized, stationing themselves within mountainous regions across the globe. The movement is supported by … Read More

Only For Adults

“It is the human instinct to survive, not to care about other people. We’ve learned this from robots.” The delegate of the Democratic Republic of the Congo started off this unruly committee. During a recap of an unmoderated caucus, many … Read More